Only Theo Panayides Has Wings

This is a blog about Theo Panayides, the cyprustician online critic that writes reviews of movies old and new on his website (http://leonardo.spidernet.net/Artus/2386/). He is very good. In fact, he is awesome. It is also an exercise for my english-writing abilities, as I'm from Brazil.

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Location: Goiânia, Goiás, Brazil

Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Guess what.

Baaab is clearly awesome.

Proof that baaab is awesome

In 50 years THE WAR THAT IS BETWEEN NOT ONE BUT AT THE VERY LEAST TWO WORLDS will be topping those "Sight and the Sound and the Fury" polls, ahead of the Ozu and the Welles. Specially if the aliens arrive in the mean time.*




*or is it meantime.

20 Comments:

Anonymous Jonathan Rosenbaum said...

This movie is a masterpiece and a mannered curiosity.

5:38 PM  
Blogger Luis said...

I agree with you mister jonathan rosenbaum.

5:39 PM  
Blogger V said...

baaab initially gave it a 81 or something, but then he downgraded it to a 77, which is the exact same rating I gave to KILLER TRIPODS FROM OUTER SPACE, which indeed proves baaab is awesome.

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Vadim said...

"Meantime," one word.

11:20 PM  
Blogger Khansc said...

Almost...a masterpiece.

6:56 PM  
Anonymous baaab said...

i have to agree, w/r/t being awesome. thanks for the accurate estimation of my worth folco.

7:46 PM  
Blogger fission mailed!!!! said...

Unbelievable. I can't bother watching one per day or anything. But what an outhouse 2005 in film has been. That's considering 2004 was inexcusably weak, the worst of the century to date by far.

'05 is just pathetic. The hit to miss ratio has finally hit an unprecedented nadir in comfortable favor of the latter. I've been thoroughly *disengaged* infinitely more by infinitely more releases in turn this year than I can recall in the past five, and there's still a good third left to endure.

Revenge of the Sith and Sin City were wretchedly, tortuously juvenile enough to put me off movies for sad spells of weeks on end, but that *this* nonsensical, soulless, vanilla bland, fuzzy FX fiasco has been opening to the oblivious accolades it has.....well, phhht! At least A.I. and Minority Report had pockets of ambition, however exasperatingly flawed in execution. I guess here but for my obviously unenlightened commoner sanity do I read.

Maybe I should be taking a leaf from D'Angelo and the gang's page or something, willfully snorting this faithless, fanboyish crack that's going around, and sounding my own personal death toll for good taste and recognition of cinematic *effort* already.

Unchallenging lamers like Spielberg, Cruise et al. behind this honking turd would be more than proud of how 'fricking awesome, DUDE' the consensus around here is, I'm sure.

It's all been too neatly reminiscent of the blind following and baffling hype that's built up over similarly inconsequential, self-satisfied crapola (Spidey, Potter, Incredibles, TV's Lost, etc.).

I surrender. How about it, gents? Yay for mediocrity!

7:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Shut up, asshole.

4:51 PM  
Blogger Luis said...

Whoa, bad vibes.

6:33 PM  
Anonymous steven spielberg said...

Yeah, shut up, you big meanie.

8:30 PM  
Anonymous Roger Ebert said...

I agree with the troll. I mean, the tripods have THREE legs. That does not make sense.

8:42 PM  
Anonymous federico fellini said...

Interamente dedicato al cloro e al suo utilizzo nella mantelpiece vita di tutti i giorni, dalla portabilizzazione dell'acqua alla produzione panties di musicali.

8:57 PM  
Blogger Luis said...

I see all the celebrities are popping up. Hello celebrities how are you etc.

11:01 AM  
Anonymous the celebrities said...

Fine, thanks. How are you?

12:06 PM  
Anonymous Bruce Willis (dictated, not read) said...

Update your blog already, Folco. Don't make me come over there!

3:39 AM  
Blogger Luis said...

Hi Bruce Willis sir.

I have been caught up with life, as in classes and gym and booze and ennui but I'll be updating this blog as soon as possible.

Pardon for the inconvenience Mr. Willis. Btw you were so awesome in BLIND DATE.

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